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Push-ups Date Back 10 Million Years
March 16th, 2008
10 million years ago, caveman Org, exhausted after having just invented the wheel, retreated into his cave with no more invention ideas. Week after week, month after month, Org lay around the cave with nothing to do. One day his wife, Olga, looked at Org and said, "I no longer find you attractive, either lose the wheel around your midsection (tires were not invented yet) or I'm out of here!" Panicking, Org immediately started tinkering with exercise variations. One in particular seemed to work best. He started to look like he did in his old dinosaur slaying days. With his self-esteem at a pre-historic high, he announced to Olga, "This new exercise, and my second great invention, shall be...
Source: Pharma Investments, Ventures & Law Weekly (2008-03-16)
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